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"I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have seen many human beings who talked like asses." ~Heinrich Heine

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing back at himself." ~Louis Nizer

"The wheel was man's greatest invention until he got behind it." ~Bill Ireland

"Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." ~Mark Twain

"Some people really make you wish that their parents were a little smarter about birth control." ~Anonymous

"The vast majority of the race, whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind-hearted and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don't dare to assert themselves." ~Mark Twain